Hi xddddddd AMERGAWWWW~~!! NO WAEEE I'M SOOOO RNADOOM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          People who are reading this probably know what I'm already up to since this platform is relevant to a game that I'm pretty sure every reader plays. League of Legends.

Need an update? Here.

• 19.

• Not a drug dealer.

Need Latale Update? Here

• I'm arguably the cutest character in the server.

• The player behind the screen is also 19.

• And is also not a drug dealer.

          You were expecting an update from my recent post but guess what, I'm filled with fake promises, sexual moans and tears. (☆｀・ω・´)/*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧. 

         There's quite a few individuals who likes to re-surface this blog just to make me relive my cringey past life. Well, good for you, it's not working, but be glad you were mentioned. You know who you are. 

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         Feel free to copy and paste my posts and post it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/ and DM me when I have finally become a meme. That's a better goal than financial stability.

         All jokes aside, I will give you my legitimate update so I can ensure you all my readers that I haven't kicked the bucket yet, (yet).
         Even though I am 19, I am married to my wonderful wife Lachuga. She's everything to me and I feel like she's the right one for me, but that's already established because she's expecting at July 2017, I'm very happy to have a child of my own, feels like a miracle. 
        Please don't think too quick remarking "Why is he throwing his life away? He's only 19!" Well, go away, We are in love.
        I'm a manager at Walmart and I thrive off pissing off my inferior co-workers, like seriously, stop taking shit from me go somewhere else. 
        My wife and I have a 1 bedroom house and planning to put the baby in the living room, because our dogs sleeps in our room. We don't want our dog to feel lonely. 
        Life has been great, I get paid less than minimum wage but at least I'm entitled to say that I am the manager. My wife works as a crossing guard but unfortunately due to her busy schedule, she hardly sees me because she's always on a business trip. Business trips as a crossing guard is surreal but she have to do what she gotta do. 
       There may be some hardships throughout my life like people assuming my gender, I still get up and say to them loud and proud "THERE'S MORE THAN A MILLION GENDERS." People will understand. Thank you taking the time to read my life update, I really appreciate all of you and I love you all equally, except Kirio, fuck that guy. 

Ciao~

       

Boomerang; but with a WHO?

     "Guys I'm back on LT again and active, and I want to show you guys my progress! [Posts only 2 things and goes inactive without saying a word and comes back until the next year]" -Symbology A fun routine.   

    

      Yeah, I came back, don't soil yourself. Just kidding don't be offended. Before I ask a rhetorical question saying "Who still reads this?" I would like to tell you guys this blog is going to have a fun update; not with posts or template change, but with a new writer! Yes! This blog won't revolve around my LT experiences anymore! Because I thought I was better than everyone and my mental superiority consumed my selflessness. My thought towards this future update will be interesting! And so will CandyCorala's. 

               This post will be mostly Text because I recently got a new Laptop! Yaay! And I didn't  bother to send any fun screenshots to this laptop because I'm lazy and working is hard and hard is hard work and hard work is not my style. 

               So you may asked yourself....not really WHAT NEW THINGS ARE HAPPENING!?                    WELL THANKS FOR ASKING BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS NOTHING! Give me time.

            Oh look a pektir where did dat kum frum?

Why Hello There!

Why hello there! Haha, I copied the title, I'm stupid.

     No I am not dead but many of you wish me dead but that won't happen because I still have a lot of life left, but there is such thing as a conviction of murder. That's not good either. Sorry off topic. Yes I am Blogging, the only reason I don't blog as much because I am too lazy to make a new blog post, my laziness level has been increasing. Lazier than someone who moves presses the "z" key with their Index Finger because they are too lazy to move their poor Pinky. 

     Lately, I have been working so hard on LaTale. I mean really look at me!

     Does these collages of me farming the hardest bosses on LaTale and leveling up convincing enough for you guys? Thought so. Don't talk to me ohohoho. I murder birds. Since I can't convince you guys because most are you are probably looking at me disappointed going "Wtf is wrong with this stupid teenager? And why are his blogs are always irrelevant to the title? Where is the interesting part?" Well, I try my hardest to make my blog not make any sense so you guys can do some critical thinking and figure out the theme of this post! Just kidding there is no theme in this post. Okay you guys win.

How's that? Better? What about. 

Impressive? I think so because I cry every time I yearn for the next level. Unfortunately I couldn't add a picture of me leveling to 196 because the last screened was me being 195. The screen is really disturbing. 

There you go~ Here's me leveling to 196. Smiles. SIIIIIGGGGHHHH. I suck but who cares. I have absolutely nothing to say oh my gosh. I'm sorry guys, I have been sucking at conclusions since day 1 I made this blog, if you re-read most of them, the ending is mostly "I have nothing to say." The only reason this post is short because most of my screens are on my OTHER computer. So until next time, don't deprive sleep for leveling, you will die. Bye!

Edit: OMG I READ SOME OF MY REALLY OLD POSTS AND I SOUND LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD WHO HAD 5 SPOONS OF SUGAR OMG HOW DO I ERASE THE PAST? I NEED A NEW LIFE ACCOUNT.

October's Blessing

     Hi, Symbology here! October is that month of fun event "Halloween" where we all get fat and become very guilty after eating 500 Lbs of candy. Of course, Latale celebrates the Halloween vibe by giving us events.
     My opinion of this event is okay, not the best, but it's decent. Maybe it's because events back in the days where you can easily farm this item and hoard many items in your inventory that'll keep in stock for over a year. But this event is kind of "travel dependent" in terms of walking back and forth to a map and after when you're done, you simply change channels and repeat.

Objective (tl;dr) : Town > Misc Shop > Miscellaneous > Skills > Jack 'O' Lantern Lights Off > Field > Kill Jacks > PRIZE

So the most profitable item and the item you would love to collect is this baby right here. THEPRETTYBOX







     The month was adventurous, I adapted to the Season 2 environment which was pretty difficult. Most of the times I just don't give a f-Unicorns and just sit in towns and take a nap, still haven't changed from few years back huh..

Scenario Questing fdsafdsa

 Mhm

Gathered all mobs from Lilliput, dunnoduncare

    Despite my iconic lazy character, I CAN BE HARD WORKING IF I CHOOSE  TO. Hehehehe
ForleExamplee. I leveled to 194, all by myself! I feel proud.

Be proud :>

     I KNOOOOWWWW  right?! Who would've thought, Symbology, level to 194?! My 194 Phantom Mage doesn't count because when I logged on I was automatically 99.99% for some odd reason. I also did work on SOME Degos gear and accessories so.. +2 on that.

     I would add something to my fellow guildmates and vice/masters, but you know me, I'm too lazy, until next time. BYE!

Dayum look at this screen, when I had 17 ping and loved PM. GAWDLORDIE HELP ME.

Oh yeah, I'm still mad that my Ping is not 17 anymore. STILL MAD. Okay BYE! x2

My Beginnings of Season 2.

How's Season 2? : I don't like it.

Have you been productive? : A little bit.

What achievements have you gain in Season 2? : Cool Earth Skills.

Anyways guess who's back again? WELL IT'S NOT OBAMA, I CAN ENSURE YOU THAT.

     My level did not progress a bit, BUT THAT'S OKAY, it's the thought that counts of me logging on. c: But I have been enhancing my armour. It's a small achievement but I think that's enough for me. Even though I had a couple of daydreams where I was funded in LaTale, but, it's easier to imagine it than actually doing the task.

     Surprisingly I still have some acquaintances that still logs in the presence of my Buddy List and they still consider me as a friend! So I can say that I'm not some entity on LaTale sitting on a random spot on Channel 1. Very proud of me. 

     Coming back to LaTale, not a single regret. It all started when I was just being me by sitting near Belos until a random Guild Invite popped up. Of course, I'm very picky when it comes to invitations but I decided to give it a shot and accepted. I've joined the guild Celui. Well, only on Symbologist

     Celui in my point of view is a small family guild, and I can see that guild may have a progression on becoming big. To be honest, I accepted their kind offer when I said, "I'm not active, I'm a very passive player." They accepted me anyways. Well, I try make a good first impression of myself by doing some GP quests and etc. Celui is a very great family guild that it's impossible to be a stranger with anyone there. (But I still have Inflation in my mind). Nonetheless, they're entertaining to be around with.

     Last but not least, Symbology my character prodigy. I was originall a Wind Elemental Master throughout the whole Season 1, and I loved it. Sorcerer~Elemental Master: Wind. But time have changed and I thought Earth would be fun, and it was! I have also joined a guild named StarOcean, they're a big guild but I thought it be necessary to join that guild due to the fact that my IGN is relevant to that guild. They are very social and talkative and fun to follow them with their adventurous dungeon running. Helpful too, they gave me advice to enhance my LaTale gameplays, completed many achievements and my own personal objectives thanks to them. 

     Too fun. Even though the community haves many difficulties such as overpriced items and Inflation on very simple items, the game itself makes it fun to enjoy your gaming.

     In conclusion, ... too lazy to type. LaTale is great. End of Story. Until next time, see ya later! I hope I see you again >:).  

                                      

     

Introduction+RandomThingz

        Embarrassing right? Doing another introduction. I mean I hope it doesn't bother you guys, but my first introduction lacks...everything. Lol. But I was like 13 or 14 being lazy and just write random shit on the internet without having thought. I found this button where my writing gets foreign, like Arabian-like writing. تسوس. I said Tacos in a foreign language. Hope you learn't something.
        Hi, I am Christian Lepe. I am 16 years old, average teenager who just wants to finish Highschool and nap all day for a reward. I am single and ready to mingle. Just kidding. Don't take it seriously.
        Not only I am an average teenager, but I am also Channing Tatum. Yep, my secret haves been revealed. I am Channing Tatum. NO
        My LaTale IGN is Symbology c: I think. That's how you guys knew me in the first place... This is getting repetitive but STILL, I'm going quiz you guys later on and you guys get nothing in reward. h4h4h4h4.
Uhm why the hell is my tab key not working here...

Tacos تسوس 

        By the way, I did not quit LaTale. I'm just on hibernation mode. (Too lazy to update the launcher as well). I love the new revamp on LaTale, OGP did it this time, brought many players happiness and I guess many people felt accomplished all this waiting was worth. It's hard to quit LaTale you know? You may say you quit but you'll come back soon popping in and your addiction will be faster than 1 dose of Meth. :) DON'T. DO. METH. I felt very welcomed when I came back on the coming of Season 2, it was like, someone offering me Red Velvet cake and I don't have to share. It was a very warm feeling. 

        I play other games like League of Legends I have nothing to talk about that game. You die in that game fyi. You die in LaTale too. Sadlyfe. QQ

        What I have been doing while I was gone wassssssssssssss..... NOTHING FHKFDSAFHULIH

GOODBYE

Oh hey look! Real Life. Cool Graphics.

       Haha. This is so hilarious, I am now inactive on LaTale, again. (My bad). My motivation on this game is way too low and sometimes it contradicts my work ethics. For instance, I would build the greatest energy I just suddenly pulled from my mind and when I get to the actual doing, I just drop dead and log off. Motivation Level : Max

       Not only my inactive presence bug me, but there's 2 major test that is coming right around the corner. I'm sure you have experienced it before because many of you are way older than me. Yep, you guessed it right, it's the CAHSEE (California High School Exit Exam). And I have another test which is the CST (California State Test) to worry about as well. Stressed? No. Why? Because I would sacrifice my own time to stay in school for a couple of extra hours and then... Go spend my money on food. YAAAY.

       You know what/who I am proud at? Myself! Guess what? I finally found my favorite interest in things that can take up my free time. Greek Mythology/Norse Mythology. I mean, I read many stories and books about Greek/Norse Mythology. I've finished reading the ODYSSEY which was an amazing piece of work I've read. Recommended? (Totally)

       This may be embarrassing but I am currently reading Rick Riordan's books. (He writes books that fits best for children). But hey, I just found my interest in Mythology. The book I am reading is Percy Jackson and the Olympians. (How cute)

• Lightning Thief (Finished)
• Sea of Monsters (Finished)
• Titan's Curse (Finished)
• Battle of the Labyrinth (Finished)
• The Last Olympian (Finished)

       :) :) :) :) . This may be too hasty but I think when I grow up, I would like to major in History, and Mythology during my University years. Well, they both fall in the same category but there's a difference if you're talking about The Signing Of The Emancipation Proclamation to Poseidon, Zeus, and Hades rebelled against his father Kronos and turned him into scraps and threw him off to Tartarus.

       Oh hey, remember how everyone loves to game too much and doesn't care about their health surroundings? Well. I payed the price. Finally my eyes stopped having 20/20 vision and when it was time for my eye test, I scored 70/70 which requires in need of glasses. I payed the price. 

        Like my other cliche conclusion of my previous posts, I have nothing to say. So, stay safe everyone.
:\ Sometimes I still wonder who read this. Because I stopped reading these myself and just skim through the pictures I have. Well unfortunately. I HAVE NO PICTURES ON THIS POST SO YOU BETTER READ. Not Intimidating.